Helping you to help yourself to COVID-19

A San Francisco Resource for COVID-19 Panic

This site was built by thousands of google engineers1

It is a parody of the idea that somehow websites are going to solve this crisis. 2

Below is a map of your assigned testing centers

Uh Oh

You should get tested

And look, we'd love to help, but we're a little short on tests, so we'll get back to you when we figure that out. Maybe


Check the symptoms you have below

I have a cough
I have a fever
I have difficulty breathing

Try again later

In the mean time, please stay home and wash your hands.